Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A Classic

Transcript from the FBI wiretap of my cell phone.

Me: Hey, where are you? The bathroom?

Nicolle: What do you mean? Oh, the echoes? I'm in a stairwell.

Me: Ahh. I thought you were taking a dump.

Nicolle: I am. I'm taking a dump in a stairwell.

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